Control Z
Wouldn't it be good if life came with a Ctrl Z button?
If you had the chance to undo stuff
If you didn't like the look of the way things were going
Ctrl Z
Undone. Great. Try again
or maybe a
Ctrl S - save button
so you could save the state of play
and go off and do something else for a while
Ctrl O would let you open your life
at exactly the same point were you left it
before it all got a bit much and you did the Ctrl S safety valve thing
C: \ filing cabinet \ life would be your limbo
were you could stash your life
till you wanted to come back to it and have another go
Ctrl X - Ctrl V - Cut out the crap and paste the good things
And when you've got it the way you want
Ctrl P
would print your script for you
minus mistakes
the way it`s supposed to be
Another bonus would be a built-in spell checker
a little wavy red line would mysteriously appear
and tell you what you were doing was a bit iffy
It`s happened again
my computer doesn't understand "iffy"
which is unfortunate, because so much of my life is
So a defragmenter would be useful too
just click and your life would be optimised
just click to get rid of the orphaned files in your brain
and make room for some new ones
But life isn't like that
you can`t just switch it off and on when you feel like it
Pity
Alt+F4 - Shut down, or log on as a new user?
If only
Alt+F4
OK
Please wait while your life shuts down............
It is now safe to switch off your life
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