The Tiniest Bit
Even the tiniest bit
of men
that was still useful to women
no longer is
Scientists
- I don't know their gender
but I have my suspicions -
have discovered that an egg
can be fertilised by any old cell
not just a sperm
I phoned my mate
to talk about this alarming development
he sent me this joke to cheer me up:
"The man said - Shall we try a different position tonight?
His wife said - That's a good idea, you stand doing the ironing
while I sit on the sofa and fart."more ........