| Screenplays:
Perfect Shot - ex covert operator Jenny Doyle sponsors a clinic in Africa. American Dr Mayer arrives to identify a mysterious disease. Radiation Poisoning. Jenny films an atrocity during a coup, and is chased by soldiers. Mayer rescues her, revealing hes a Mossad agent. His mission: track dirty bomb material. But Mayer is actually CIA. His real mission - smuggle the smoking gun into Iraq. The CIA orders Mayer to clean up the mess. He is about to kill Jenny when ... Interested? Bustin' Our Balls - movie buffs Nick and Baz go for a long weekend in New York. Great!.. After a strip search and interrogation by armed anti-terror police, they eventually arrive in the Big Apple. Only to be hunted by the Mafia for witnessing a killing they were totally oblivious to, and mistaken by Interpol for a couple of highly placed British hoods. If the FBI can catch the Don trying to bribe Interpol, they can put him away forever. But why waste a suitcase full of cash when a bomb is a cheaper way to rid yourself of these pesky Brits? Interested? Ricky Trio - aka the Duke of Glocks, 9mm - is the youngest brother of Eddie Plantagenista, a Mafia Don who's finally won the war against longstanding rivals the Lanchesi family. When Eddie dies suddenly, Consigliore 'Hasty' Frettoloso and Ricky take over as joint heads of the family. Unfortunately, Eddie's widow Elisabetta wants her brothers to run things, and conspires with 'Hasty' to bring this about. But Ricky whacks them first. Ricky Trio is now the most powerful Don in New York and all would be well except his old rivals, the Lanchesi family. They still won't accept him as the Boss of Bosses. It's time he showed them once and for all what a Boss is Worth. Interested? Medium Wave - London in the swinging 60s. Hoping to cash in on the new and lucrative business of off-shore Pirate Radio, our heroes are duped by an apparently genuine venture capitalist who invests massively in their scheme. However, he is in fact working for the KGB who are looking for a way to disguise clandestine radio transmissions back to mother Russia. The scam is discovered by British Intelligence and the good ship Radio CNT is eventually sunk by the Royal Navy - thus creating legends out of the band who went out to the ship for an exclusive interview, and mysteriously disappeared without trace. "Funny as fuck" said my rude mate Ronnie. Interested? Small Potatoes - two small-time East coast USA crooks inadvertently mess up a big Mafia drugs scam resulting in catastrophic consequences. Clever, fast moving, funny and violent plot climaxes in war between the three different ethnic communities involved. Interested? The Great Siberian Adventure - A true story. 1918 -The Romanovs are imprisoned by the Bolsheviks. Cousin King George V hatches a plot to rescue them and fly them to Vladivostok, where a Royal Navy cruiser is waiting. The rescue attempt fails. However, the Rusians soon discover that one of the Romanov girls is missing. On August 8th 1918, 22 year-old Marguerite Lindsay disembarked at London from Canadian ship SS Corsican. But she did not exist. Her given address, and passport were false. The young woman disappeared from history. Good intelligence operations should always remain secret. Especially private ones mounted on behalf of a King, behind his Prime Minister's back. Unless that is, someone decides to make a ripping good adventure film about them. Interested? Breaking News - the producer of the news team on a small West coast TV channel is threatened with redundancy for failing to keep up with the networks. He decides to create news himself by becoming a serial killer. His best and final scoop sees him live on the networks starring in his own demise. Interested? |
| Novels: CH.CH.CH - they say the 60s never really happened till the 70s. Controversial tale of one naive young mans rite of passage journey through a confusing time of sex drugs rock n roll and crime. Read an extract OW.OW.OW - a contemporary love tale. Boy meets girl, girl meets another boy, boy tries to be adult about it but... Funny. Painful. Bittersweet. Read an extract K.M.O - spy story with attitude. Ex SAS trooper recruited into MI5, infiltrated into left wing organisations, gets involved in various nefarious deeds on behalf of HMG, and finds himself at odds with everything he previously believed in. Read an extract |
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